Luv for the 1

Murmurs around campus that classes might be canceled on Tuesday to surrender to the impending massive snowfall now have a little more leverage. Will PrezBo prepare us as well as de Blasio plans to prepare his constituents? (NY Times)

Looking for an alternative to have on call when someone in your lottery group kicks you out of the dream deal? Here’s to hoping you win the lottery so you can live away from your ex-roomies-to-be in actual New Yorker style that says, “shouldn’t have picked to pull in your little over me, bitch.” (Curbed)

If one of your quickly disappearing remaining new year’s resolutions was to get more cultural, prove to everyone that you’re really striving for “new year new you” by doing your research before trekking down to Lincoln Center. (HuffPo)

Plans for Port Authority offering similar capitalist ventures via a more elaborate retail market comparable to counterparts Grand Central and Penn Station are in the works; but Port Authority, in your expansive connections to the tristate area and beyond, will always be grungy in our “true New Yorker” hubristic hearts. (WSJ)

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