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Spring 2015, we’re back out our winter break coma, and we look to none other than Kanye on how to properly get back into the demanding upkeep of the Columbia social scene. Whether you can hold your liquor or not, send in next weekend’s flops and successes to tips@bwog.com.

Can’t hold your liquor/weekend flops:

• “Got off at the 14th street L stop, thought I was seeing things because there are these creepy little bronze gnomes all over.”
• “Got my fake taken away by a real smug bouncer at Webster Hall (precautionary tale for everyone). He claimed he’d give it back to me for a cute service fee $40.”
• “Went to Amir’s where I encountered a woman dressed entirely in beige, who was having a long (and loud) conversation with herself about demons, transubstantiation, hell, etc. She paid for her meal in coins.”
• “Went to Mel’s on Thursday for the first time ever. Drunk me thought it was cute to buy a $34 bottle of champagne.”
• “Ate Morton sushi. Slump is too real.”
• “My roommate left for a party explicitly saying to herself, ‘I am not bringing my fake so I can go to sleep at a reasonable hour!’ Returned to our room two hours later to retrieve ‘omg I am so drunk how could I forget my’ fake and then went on to Mel’s.”
• “Watched CU men’s basketball team put up a tough fight against Cornell (also got a free shirt out of it).”
• “Got a little too into a Britney Spears singalong.”

Can hold your liquor/tales of success:

• “Slept through a ski team bus!”
• “Actually had a good time at Carman party? Maybe that is because I peaced after a little over an hour.”
• “Did my laundry for the first time since being back.”
• “Prepped for interviews. Talked to the guys in my hall about interviews. All is interviews.”