12 CommentsAs you prepare yourselves for that rare weekend fueled by life and excitement (instead of the more typical desperation and pent up rage), take a moment to consult the following guide, lest you find yourself featured in our pages next Monday. Whether we have reached an age of new enlightenment, or have just discovered political correctness offers new outlets to express our clear intellectual superiority, cultural dickery just isn’t cool any more. So whether you are throwing a party, considering attending a party, or just sitting in your room resenting your lack of a social life, remember that the time of dinosaurs (and sluts) is past.
- Jezebel/feminist journalism
- Taco Tuesday
- Cops and Robbers
- Colonial Bros and Navajos
- Black and White Party or alternatively BLACKOUT
- White Party
- Ghetto Fabulous
- Morning After (Pill)
- Hoe Down
- Dinosaurs and Sluts
- Raise the Roofie
- Cupid’s Chokehold
- Cinco de Mayonnaise
- Eskihoes
- 1% (Sorry St. A’s…)
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@Whatever the nominal theme the real theme is frat bros and sluts
@Anonymous I would go to a Dinosaurs and Sluts party.
@Anonymous Open the door, get on the floor!
@Anonymous Lol never forget racist Theta #sombrerogate
@Anonymous Bwog, you will never satisfy everyone. Just drink more and get laid more, and your writing will improve. Or at least your outlook on life.
@Anonymous never really understood all this stuff personally, but…
it’s ok for bwog to make purportedly not-OK jokes (“navajos”)… in service of joking about people who would make that joke?
@uh you do know the Navajo are a real people right
@Anonymous je suis bwog
@saying what everyone's thinking bwog you guys are huge pussies
@A guy Bwog is trying way too hard to boost its “social justice” creds this semester. I understand this is activist-approved material but it’s terribly dreary. Bring back Sarah!
@Anonymous We were going to do the colonial bros and Navajos theme, but those damned injuns drank all our firewater.
@Anonymous wait so now bwog is threatening people to be PC… or else they’ll humiliate them on bwog?