Social justice warriors, don’t get your apples in a twist. Fifty Shades of Grey whipped up $30.2 million its opening weekend despite immense criticism from almost everyone everywhere. Looks like everyone low-key just wants to get down and dirty. (USA Today)
You heard it here first, folks. Scientists have come up with a way to genetically-modify apples to prevent them from browning. That’s right, no more mushy, disgusting Ferris apples served at the end of the week. Ripeness forever. (New York Times)
An unretouched photo of Cindy Crawford has been circulating Twitter this past weekend. Most sources have been describing the 48-year-old model’s body as “real, honest [and] gorgeous.” (Marie Claire)
Our favorite smartphone/laptop/tablet company is working with automobile manufacturers in hopes of making a self-driving electric car. Doesn’t Google already have something like this, Apple? (Reuters)
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