Valentine’s Day Weekend on Columbia’s campus wasn’t just limited to taking out your special someone or treating it like a normal Saturday. The Columbia University Culinary Society added its own recipe of love for this holiday weekend with its annual Erotic Cake Competition. Robert Sheardown left his front row seat at Fifty Shades to get back to Morningside Heights for the real phallic deal.
- Ferris should adopt this shape for their carrot cake, too
- A caramel booty cake
- Raunchy red velvet Fifty Shades cake
- Peepee pancake cake (say that three times fast)
- Doge-love nutella cake
- These balls banana cake pops put Bluth’s to shame
- Peepee almond cake
- A peepee cake whose coloring is from the drawing ward of the creators of Avatar
- Pretty in pink/tasty in salted caramel
- Bwog is picky
Photos courtesy of Robert
5 Comments
@Anonymous Wait, you’re the freaks who then turn around and complain about sexual harassment? Seems like you need to take heavy doses of SSRIs for your hystrionic personality behaviors.
@can't imagine a world where i have to say this bit SEXUAL HARASSMENT =/= VAGUELY AMUSING CAKES
@Dongle joke! Different people have different standards. It’s othering to deny their experiences. It can have an alienating effect to be exposed to things like that.
Did I do that right? Can I skip the workshop now?
@Anonymous Idk these things freak me out
@hmmm Perhaps I’m a fellow prude, but case by case, I find these to vary between freakish and disgusting.