One tipster overheard the following exchange between two Schermerhorn denizens:
Girl 1: Yeah, it’s like, sometimes my mom will buy me a $700 keychain but not a $700 jacket.
Girl 2: Yeah, moms are weird like that sometimes.
We at Bwog are no strangers to this bizarre double-standard. Please: if you know any moms who tend to be “weird like [this] sometimes,” remember that you have the power to change minds. Together, maybe we can make this world a better place—a place with fewer platinum keychains and more
tacky Canada Goose jackets.
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