House of Representatives passed a one-year ban on federal funding for Planned Parenthood, so yeah, ladies, your vagina is actually no longer your own (assuming Obama doesn’t veto, which he will). (NYT)

Your astronomy prof lied: UFOs are real. A rainbow cloud formed in a patch of sky above Costa Rica. (ABC)

Zooey Deschanel, the celeb who (used to) remind you EXACTLY of yourself or someone you know, is having a baby! Transformers star Megan Fox will take her place on New Girl. (EW)

Original bad boy street artist Shepard Fairey came into the public eye for the first time in five years and mingled with hundreds of people at the gallery opening of his new Chelsea exhibit. (Gothamist)

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