5 CommentsWe were recently tipped a photo of the community contract made by a floor of first-years in the Barnard quad, so we decided to investigate some of the dumb guidelines, deliberately ambiguous rules, and just plain weird shit freshmen write in their floor lounges during their first week at Columbia and Barnard.
Columbia students and parents–this is what your “young scholars” think is important (or, at least, what they said in their first floor meetings to show off that they drink):
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- “Fears: I’m gonna have no friends” too real
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- “Thou shalt TURN UP” at study break!!
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- A scene from the Shining or a John Jay floor lounge?
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- When referring to sex, be sure to call it “doing it,” and giggle like a prepubescent boy
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- A community that stays together does NOT shower together
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- Metaphysical undertones
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- Thanks, Smooth Suede
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- What does this even mean
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@Anonymous Wow bwog, many of the new students are a lot cooler than the losers who wrote this post. you’re not funny. this is mean. but then again i should know that bwog is like this. eff you. you were once a first-year. find some actual news. you probably actually found this after hooking up with a first-year, forget the “tip”
@Anonymous What are “farm animals” and are they what I think they are?
@Anonymous Hi, Barnewbies! This is what Bwog is like. This is not an aberration. You may judge them accordingly.
Also, Bwog should be _so_ proud of being “tipped off” about inanimate objects (as opposed to events).
@Freshman RA This is honestly just mean, Bwog. Lay off and let them do their thing.
@Anonymous This seems really hostile toward new students for no good reason.