Shrek and Donald Trump, the cutest twinsies to ever exist!

It’s the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fried. Well, less fried actually, considering the fact that Dunkin’ Donuts is set to close 100 stores across the United States this year. Guess we’ll just have to rely on the hundreds of other coffee locations in New York City for our late night/early morning buzz. Sigh. (CNBC)

If you’re bummed by the potential loss of donuts this year, don’t be sad! You will soon have access to even more fried food, thanks to noted bigots/acclaimed chicken sandwich experts! Yes, that’s right! Chik-fil-A is coming to New York City! The first restaurant opens this Saturday at West 37th Street and 6th Avenue. (CNN)

Jennifer Lawrence was recently quoted saying that if Donald Trump were elected as president, it “will be the end of the world.” Her co-star Liam Hemsworth even supported her, stating “I’ll back you up on that.” However concerned they are, they seem to be ignoring the obvious solution: volunteer Donald Trump as tribute for the next Hunger Games! (TIME)

You might have heard about Hurricane Joaquin, set to hit the US this week, but have you heard of Hurricane Joaquin Phoenix? Yes, that’s right fellow meme-lovers, our favorite mumbling actor has now been immortalized in memes across the nation, featuring badly photoshopped pics on weather channel screenshots. Now you can at least have a good laugh before the flooding sets in! (Global News)

Shrek and Trump, the OTP via Tinseltown / Shutterstock.com