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Erin and Venya (but they’re not a couple)
Still dateless as Valentine’s Day approaches? Or worse yet, in a serious relationship with Butler 209? Never fear, because Bwog’s back with Personals. Today, we introduce to you Erin and Venya, who are decidedly not a couple, but surely have much to offer the world. If you find yourself interested/intrigued/in love with either of them, shoot us an email at tips@bwog.com, and we’ll set you up!
Name, Year, School, Major: Erin Vaughn, 2018, SEAS, Computer Science
Preference: Girl for guy
Hometown: Moorestown, NJ
Nightmare date in seven words or fewer: Nothing to talk about / just tryna hook-up
What redeems you as a human being? Hmm, well people tell me I’m really energetic. I care a lot (maybe too much) about everything I do and try to be as kind as possible to everyone in my life. And Venya says I’m a good person so there’s that.
Library room of choice: I love the alcoves on the second floor in Starr.
Beverage of choice: I don’t drink coffee, so for caffeination I usually go the Diet Snapple route. Basic, I know.
Which dating apps have you been active on? Tinder [hi boys ;)]
Where can you be found on a Saturday night? Depends on my level of procrastination, but either Butler 305, EC/McBain/wherever the party is, JJ’s with friends, or binge-watching my latest Netflix addiction in my cozy Hartley single.
Historical Hottie: Edouard Manet. Controversial, cute, artistic – my kind of guy.
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Name, Year, School, Major: Venya Gushchin, Class of 2018, Columbia College, Comparative Literature and Society
Preference: Guy for girl
Hometown: Ellicott City, MD (suburb of Baltimore)
Nightmare date in seven words or fewer: “What can you do with Comp Lit?”
What redeems you as a human being? Very little. Jk. If you stick around long enough, I’ll write you a sonnet.
Library room of choice: I don’t do libraries.
Beverage of choice: Earl Grey tea with raspberry preserves.
Which dating apps have you been active on? Only Tinder, but infrequently
Where can you be found on a Saturday night? Searching for meaning in this dark void of a universe…or just chilling with friends.
Historical Hottie: Marina Tsvetaeva – check her poems out.
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@Stinky Cheese III Erin is well-endowed foot-wise.
You know what they say about women with big feet….
@Thomas She’s hot.
@Stinky Cheese II Erin, I’m down for a fun night. Get the crackers ready, I got the cheese for ya. We’ll be cheesin’ all night.
@Anonymous Don’t trust him Erin; he gives stinky cheese to everyone
@hmmm “The time I’ve lost in wooing,
In watching and pursuing
The light, that lies
In woman’s eyes,
Has been my heart’s undoing.
Though Wisdom oft has sought me,
I scorn’d the lore she brought me,
My only books
Were woman’s looks,
And folly’s all they’ve taught me.”
– Thomas Moore
@Sonnet-receiver The boy writes a damn good love poem. Take him up on that.
@Stinky Cheese Erin I’ll be your valentine xx