This is as far into the video as we dare to go

An innocent napper on the 7 train was awakened when a GIANT RAT crawled up his LEG and onto his NECK. All of this was caught on video, because people care more about views on YouTube than maintaining the dignity of a fellow human being. Excuse us while we never go downtown ever again. (PzFeed)

A nefarious New York nurse has lost her license for taking pictures of an unconscious male patient’s penis and sending the photos to her friends. She has plead guilty to a misdemeanor charge and will undergo three years of probation. S/o to her colleagues for turning this Upstate upstart in. (New York Post)

EgyptAir fliers were treated to some “old-fashioned type of terrorism” when their plane was hijacked by an “unstable” man with a fake suicide belt; he forced the pilot to divert the plane from its intended destination of Cairo to Cypress. According to officials, the hijacker is now in custody and the passengers are evacuated, but the photo that one Briton took with the hijacker will always serve as a memento. (CNN, Vice News)

It’s not out of the world that a Trump campaign manager in Jupiter, Florida would be arrested and charged for the simple battery of former Breitbart reporter Michelle Fields. Gross. (CNN)