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We wanna know what the seniors have to say!

Are you a graduating senior? Are you wise? If you answered “yes” to the second question, you’re probably lying to yourself, but we want to hear from you anyway. To help us continue our tradition of asking almost-graduates questions about oral sex, cheese, and everything in between, we need you to nominate yourself/your friends/your enemies for Spring 2016’s Senior Wisdoms! If you have someone in mind, send their info to tips@bwog.com along with a short description of why you think they deserve a Senior Wisdom! Submissions are due by midnight on Friday, April 29.

Feelin like a Senior at Bacchanal via Shutterstock