Dark days in Hamilton

It’s that time of the year again… The weather has been almost as miserable as our moods as we perish in Butler trying to finish our take-home exams by Wednesday. To cheer you up a bit, we bring you some of the darkest things we’ve seen or heard this past finals period to remind you things could be much worse.

Such dark language

• OH in But 6 hallway: “So for my final paper I talked about my conflict between being a hardcore Harry Potter fan and being a hardcore feminist”
• At the law school: “Can you imagine how good Donald Trump feels? Must be like a permanent back massage.” “I was thinking more like a permanent hand job.”
• “Someone brought a baby in a stroller to JJ’s”
• “Just saw a JJ’s employee get barfed on”
• Overseen outside Hamilton: woman drinking a bottle of Stella
• “Manifestations of Inequality: Just saw Deantini walking along Broadway carrying a messenger bag emblazoned w/ a literally ~~golden~~ JP Morgan logo.” That is truly dark, tipster.

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