We feel you, Grandma Aggie.

Considering this election cycle’s heavy dose of drama, the universe seems to have listened by providing us Millenials with a healthy dose of nostalgia in the form of a return to Halloweentown and Lohan headlines.

Lindsay Lohan is making headlines again, but surprisingly not for another stint in rehab. The Parent Trap star lamented almost losing a piece of her finger in a freak boating accident, which was arduously recovered from the sea despite Lohan being able to borrow the limb from her British twin, who has not been heard from since their summer at Camp Walden in ’98.  (Huffington Post)

At a private rented mansion in Paris, media favorite Kim Kardashian West was robbed at gun point for 10 Million Dollars (said in Dr. Evil voice) worth of jewelry hours after returning from a Givenchy Paris Fashion Show. Hubby Kanye West barely got through his rendition of “Heartless” before he was escorted off stage upon hearing the news. (NBC News)

Disney Channel Original Movie Halloweentown fans can now visit a life sized replica of the movie set and relive all the whimsy of the original, perhaps forgetting for a moment they’re adults with responsibility that should not take off from college/work to travel to St. Helens, Oregon. But hey, who is Bwog to judge? To quote the seminole classic, “Nobody around here really appreciates my taste in weird stuff”. (Cosmopolitan)

Gearing up for the Vice Presidential Debate tomorrow, you might want to switch to shots of milk for your drinking games considering the temperament of the two candidates. Defending Trump might seem challenging for Pence, but he has defended many inane entities like state funded programs that forced mothers to bury aborted fetuses and conversion therapy for gay youth. Tune in tomorrow to watch Pence and Kaine, or Pain(e) as in Pence will make your ears bleed and Kaine will make you feel like you’re in a Monday 8am, face off. (The New York Times)

Photo Courtesy of Disney Channel’s holiday masterpiece Halloweentown