I love my family

I love my family

Yes, we know what you’re thinking. It is three days before Thanksgiving…but what exactly can we be thankful for? Your friends called CAVA on you last night. Now, you have trust issues and a $500 bill to pay. On top of that, you have a 3000-word essay due tomorrow at noon on the rhetorics of proletarian brown-haired hyena in the 1870’s Siberia, and you have only typed down your professor’s name, spelled incorrectly.

We say, to combat this remarkable level of abjection is to allow oneself to procrastinate even more, to reach for the extreme rock bottom where one could not fall further. We say, come to Bwog meeting at 7 p.m. in Lerner 505 to indulge in gluttony for an hour. Pitch your hurts, write your hurts, so you can go home, maybe finally feeling a faint sense of thankfulness.

Thankfulness via Magnify Christ