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Get A Nice, Juicy Look At Your 123rd Annual Varsity Show Cast

Look at those freshly pie-d faces

Look at those freshly pie-d faces

There is no other mail we would rather receive at 3:24 a.m. than the cast of the 123rd annual Varsity Show. Find the list we’ve been refreshing our inbox all night for below:

Francisco Alvidrez CC ’19
India Beer BC ’20
Bernadette Bridges CC ’19
Xander Browne CC ’19 (V122)
Julia Dooley BC ’20
Harrison Gale BC ’20
Rachel Greenfeld BC ’19 (V122)
Jacob Kaplan CC ’20
Joel-Isaac Musoki CC ’20
Gus O’Connor CC ’20
Jamie Gore Pawlik BC ’17
Tom Phelan CC ’20
Lauren Wilmore BC ’20

There’s lots of ~fresh meat~ on this cast, as it is comprised of mostly freshman and sophomores. That’s fine. We just want to laugh. Make it funny, or else we’ll become vegetarians!

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15 Comments

  • Cutie Patootie says:

    @Cutie Patootie Hate these Anti-Barnard posts on this thread. If it were up to me, It would only Barnard students! Weird there were no bernard men tho…

    1. Jacob Kaplan says:

      @Jacob Kaplan Toot toot your boot

  • OMG says:

    @OMG There is a trans actor in varsity show. Why is no one celebrating. Like. This is wonderful news. GUYS.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Great cast!! I kind of wish there was some Asian representation like last year…

  • Forever Yung says:

    @Forever Yung AMAZING CAST!

  • Are they fucking serious with this shit says:

    @Are they fucking serious with this shit Fuck Varsity Show. You eat everyone else’s resources and then make mediocre content. That said. At least this is a decent cast.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous xander browne AGAIN???????? Talk about a show stopper – as in he’ll stop the show with his diarrheic singing and his overtly licentious dancing YET AGAIN!!!! Is this the message we really want to be sending to our kids?

    I THINK NOT.

    1. luvxander says:

      @luvxander heartily disagree. Xander is wonderful

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Wow this cast is AMAZING.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous A Veesh announcement without comments complaining about how white the cast is? Bwog commenters, you’ve lost your touch.

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous The cast is white, young, and too heavy Barnard.

    2. Byeeee says:

      @Byeeee Too many cis white women.

      Aka Barnard college

      Aka NO

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Thumbs down. They are mostly Freshman and Barnard students. What do they know about Columbia traditions?

    1. CC'11 says:

      @CC'11 The Creative Team (which makes the decisions of jokes etc) is usually older while the cast skews younger.

    2. ha ha ha says:

      @ha ha ha HAHAHAHAHAHA
      This comment makes no sense

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