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Where The Hell Are All The Bathrooms?

have you seen one of these around?

have you seen one of these around?

It’s 3 o’ clock in the afternoon and you’re stuck on God knows what floor of Schermerhorn, about to piss your pants. Where do you go? Where do you turn? You have no fucking clue because trying to figure out on which floor the damn bathrooms are is near impossible. Well, worry no more, because Bwog is here to the rescue. We sent junior staff writer Sarah Kinney to walk the halls of (nearly) every building on campus to locate every last elusive toilet. Here are her findings.

BWOG PRESENTS: THE DEFINITIVE GUIDE TO WHERE TF ALL THE BATHROOMS ARE IN (NEARLY) EVERY BUILDING YOU HAVE CLASS IN ON CAMPUS

Schermerhorn
Ground Floor: 4
Men: 3, 6, 9
Women: 3, 8

Havemeyer
Ground Floor: 3
Men: 3, 6, 7
Women: 2, 4, 7

Pupin
Ground Floor: 5
Men: 2, 5, 7, 9, 10, 12
Women: 3, 5, 6, 8, 13
Gender Neutral: 5

Hamilton
Ground Floor: 2
Men: 1, 3, 7
Women: 1, 3, 5

Mathematics
Ground Floor: 3
Men: 2, 5
Women: 2, 6, 4

Lerner
Ground Floor: 2 (campus entrance)
Men: every floor
Women: every floor
Gender Neutral: 5

toilet via homedepot.com

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  • Bigots says:

    @Bigots Those bigots at Lerner make gender-non-conforming students go all the way to the 5th floor!!!! sad!

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