This past weekend was unreal. Columbia won the big game, parents and students alike were in good spirits, and the celebration served as a well-needed distraction from impending midterms. Check out what Bwog was up to!
Bwog has school spirit:
Went to Homecoming and got annoyed at all the drunk obnoxious people, because normally I’m the drunk obnoxious person and they were stealing my thunder.
Got dinner with my parents after Homecoming and almost fell asleep at the restaurant.
Got drunk really early into Homecoming, ended up falling asleep to Hercules in my bed at 1:30 in the afternoon.
Had a lovely boozy brunch in my suite the morning of Homecoming feat. frosé and pumpkin spice pancakes.
Lost my voice at the game.
Got blackout drunk on Friday because a boy flaked on me. Was subsequently too hungover on Saturday to enjoy Homecoming.
Was asked to go clubbing downtown by 45 year old men, back to reminisce for Homecoming.
Missed the last 15 minutes of the Homecoming game because I was being a responsible travel manager.
The trials and tribulations of Columbia students:
Wrote a 5 page take-home midterm in an hour! It’s due in a week but I just felt inspired.
Fell over unto my desk, with my feet hitting the wall, knocking three books off my neighbor’s shelf and giving myself a black eye.
Spilled water on my MacBook, just in time for midterms this week.
Got very inspired (possibly too inspired) by the Jhumpa Lahiri event, and wrote a short story in Russian.
Had fun at dwb but then subsequently spent 2 hours in Butler’s Ref room wasted, trying to study.
Wrote 2600 words in 3 hours and haven’t stopped bragging about it.
Skipped all of my responsibilities on Sunday to work on other responsibilities.
Got 10 hours of sleep on Saturday night instead of doing literally any studying for my midterm on Monday morning.
Cried for 20 mins while drunk after someone took away a Krispy Kreme donut.
Waited for hours to get an X-ray of my face that they ended up fucking up. Got fired from my babysitting job because the ex-ray place made me a couple minutes late even though I showed up despite having a concussion.
Listened to new music until my list of unheard podcasts gave me too much anxiety.
Saw my male floormate in the literal nude as I passed by because his door was open.
Bwog in the city:
Walked the Brooklyn Bridge during sunset with my best friend from home who is visiting.
Spent way too much money on Uber/Lyft.
Had my genitals grabbed by a drag queen in broad daylight on W14th.
Almost got into a fight with some rude man at Mel’s but I was with an entire fraternity so he backed off.
Went to a jazz club with my friend and had to fight to stay awake since last week was so draining.
Got stopped on the street in front of the Flatiron Building to take photos for someone’s online column on Cosmo Japan.
Partied with artsy NYU kids, dressed as weird as possible to fit in.
Went to my first concert with a boy! Not my first concert ever, just my first time going with a boy.
Slept on the street in the rain to get SNL tickets.
Gave a blowjob in the shower of a dorm at a university I don’t even go to.
Image via Bwogger Victoria Arancio
bwog is wild
reading these field notes makes me want to take a shower and call my mom
still shocked that columbia is UNDEFEATED???
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I am sure you find his BFFs Trumps name using those parlors too.