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You know it, you’ve seen it, you have strong opinions about it.
Winter season is in full swing, and that means the Canada Geese are alive, well, and thriving around campus. Closer examination finds that each of these coats comes down to approximately $900 per econ student. Damn! We here at Bwog, with your best interests in mind, implore you to forsake this god-forsaken coat and instead spend that $900 on these following things:
- 300 cheese pizza slices at Koronet’s
- 327 single-trip rides on the subway, plus 75 cents in change for the subway singer
- 9 neutered male goats
- 11 Uniqlo down coats (one for every student in your UW class!), plus a cake pop at Starbucks
- 3 tickets to Hamilton on Broadway
- 3,600 Tide Pods, which could feed nearly the entire student population of Columbia College
- 190 Madagascar hissing roaches
- 170 ShackBurgers
- 0.0195% of President Bollinger’s salary
- 2 sponsorships for children in need for a full year, via Plan International USA
- 450 of these afro wigs for your dog
- And finally… 29 Canadian goslings’ eggs via Stromberg’s Chickens
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@Recasting Prezbo's salary as time You could buy 24 minutes of Prezbo’s time!