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PrezBo To Sell Audi, Move To Aruba

PrezBo’s trading Pantone 292 for skies of blue. 

Fed up with whiny Columbia students, living next to Wien, and shitty dining hall food, PrezBo is planning a move to a sunnier locale. We spotted his Audi for sale on Craigslist with a description reading: ‘desperately stressed university president needs money to fund move to Aruba.’ The president was last seen getting beaded braids in preparation for his tropical adventure.

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