I guess you’re going to be spending a lot of time at the Diana Center or something.
In the frantic rush to study for all your finals, write three 10-page papers you’ve been putting off all semester, and try not to drown from all the stress, something’s got to give and your ID is the easiest thing to lose in the shuffle. But after the fourth or fifth time in a row giving a bored Public Safety officer your UNI, you might want to try figuring something out. In order to spare you $20 and the trip to Hartley, Bwog compiled a list of places you might want to check first.
Under your bed, next to the key you haven’t used since September
Butler, after you broke down and went there for the first time this semester
The entrance of JJ’s/John Jay/Ferris
EC, because you got so drunk trying to forget your finals, you forgot your stuff as well
Wein Lounge, somehow?
Hanging off the back of the Wind Ensemble’s bass drum
At a bar where you said you “lost” your state ID and tried to use your student ID to prove that you were 21
The pocket of whatever pants you were just wearing
On the lawns somewhere. It doesn’t matter though; you’re still outside anyway trying to sunbathe away the Seasonal Affective Disorder
Next to the socks, that one library book and your really cute sweater that have gone missing since winter break
Still at Public Safety, because you bought a new one five minutes before they emailed you about it
In the hollow remains of Amigos/Rite-Aid/M2M/[insert your favorite here]
In your wallet, but you didn’t find it until you already got the lockout key
On the ground in Riverside Park, being chewed by a curious puppy or small child
In your hookup’s room after your attempts to de-stress(if you don’t know how to ask for it back, we have some advice there too)
In a friend’s wallet, so you won’t be able to lose it anymore
WOODBRIDGE 2J I SWEAR TO GOD IT’S STILL THERE FROM 2 YEARS AGO