It’s okay, he probably goes to GS.

Whether it’s because Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson split and you need to reignite your belief in true love, or because you’ve just broken up with your high school boyfriend, you’ve hit a new low point in your love life: Bumble dates at Ferris.

There are a plenty of good resources at Columbia. Major AND pre-major advisers, an extensive array of clubs and organizations to join, Low Steps for Instagram posts, New York City, and Ferris. This writer has put herself on the line after a confident proclamation in a Bwog meeting about how she could get a Bumble date at Ferris, “Just like that.” After 20 invitations to everyone I matched with from Columbia, I scored myself a “Tuesday, 6 pm.”

In my humble opinion, Ferris is wildly overlooked as a potential dating hot spot. (You’re welcome Bumble Campus Reps for boosting your commission). You don’t need to contemplate who’s paying and who’s not, since you can just swipe yourself in. If you hate your date upon first sight you can blend in with the rest of the crowd and disappear. If you do like each other, there’s nothing more romantic than waiting in line for the coca cola machine while you make small talk with your date and awkwardly try to semi-sarcastically psychoanalyze each other based on soda choice. My personal experience involved the little balcony area which provides a beautiful view of Alma and –

Alright lol, who am I kidding we chickened out of Ferris and hung out in Riverside. Why the fuck would anyone want to go on a first date in a dining hall like deadass. If you have more balls than me, try it out and submit to tips@bwog.com.