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Bwog has a wholesome yet fun final weekend before Thanksgiving break! Send your weekend experiences to tips@bwog.com to be featured. 

Bwog has a “Treats Yoself” Weekend

• Baked a pie and carved a turkey (poorly).
• Gained probably 5 pounds and it’s not even Thanksgiving on account of Mac n cheez
• Rewatched American Horror Story: Apocalypse cause it might be the best season yet
• Got a job offer!
• Skipped a party to do my laundry.
• Drank five cups of coffee and a macchiato in one day…still fell asleep at a reasonable hour and am not sure which whether my overconsumption is more concerning than my unreactive body
• Depression napped and then went to JJ’s with some Bwoggers
• Ate four packs of milk duds in one sitting
• Auditioned for Riverdale, rolled my eyes on page one of the side
• Networked with a film producer who I’m pretty sure was just hitting on me
• Staffed a MUN conference for disadvantaged kids and felt like a good person :)

Bwog does fun things in NYC

• Went out to dinner with my boyfriend and eavesdropped on the table next to us talking about their slutty college days and how they ~totally weren’t~ swingers.
• Played with THREE (3) dogs at one party
• Freaked out a Met guard by spending 10 minutes staring at a sarcophagus
• Saw the Armenia! exhibit at the Met. It was very good, especially if you like illuminated manuscripts.
• Watched Columbia win the last football game I’ll go to as an undergraduate!
• Ran five miles for pie
• Went out into the world, stumbled upon the Big Gay Ice Cream Shop
• Ate an amazing fish curry at a Sri Lankan restaurant that literally gave me dreams last night.
• Treated myself to My Fair Lady at Lincoln Center
• Toured the Egypt section of the Met with my class and got to geek out a lil bit
• Went on a wholesome walk in Riverside Park with some Bwoggers
• Successfully friend zoned one of my dates and saw a star is born w/ the other
• Listened to some jazz musicians in Washington Square Park

Bwog hits the bars and other short stories

• Was told by a creep at a Bushwick bar (coincidentally an NYU grad) that “your brain doesn’t stop developing until you’re 25.”
• Drank 2.5 glasses of wine and argued with a middle-aged man i’d never met before about trans rights
• Realized 1020 is a liminal space
• Drunk cleaned my whole living room.
• Recovered from an awful hangover; immediately started drinking beer.
• Went to 1020 for the first time. Found it tragically heterosexual but otherwise had a pretty great time with my fellow Bwoggers!
• Went on a wholesome tinder date
• This guy from Yale I had sex with a month ago and never spoke to again randomly showed up and guess what… we hooked up again
• Spent most of a party sober and comforting a sad first year about a shitty boy. Ended the night walking several others home after they projectile vomited
• Listened to a drunk boy recite an entire Shakespearean soliloquy outside of 1020
• Went to a staff party for that mun conference, and failed at the vodka pong (?) game

Bwoggers cuts their hair

• Cut my hair … again
• Almost dyed my hair but decided to cut off eight inches was enough of a change for now
• Cut my boyfriend’s hair.
• Dyed my hair blue