i wish i was this studious

Bwogline: After almost five days of being trapped in a coal mine in West Virginia, three people have been rescued. There were originally four people stuck in the coal mine, however, one member of the group was able to find his way out of the cave in two days (BBC).

Study Tip: Make a study schedule! If you have multiple subjects that you have to study for, make a study schedule that alternates between each subject so you can “spice up” studying. It really helps when you’ve been studying the same subject all day and feel like you can’t handle taking in any more information.

Music: I’m sure you’ve heard of “Escape” (The Pina Colada Song) by Rupert Holmes. If you haven’t, you must be living under a rock. This song encapsulates how badly I want to run away from Columbia so I don’t have to take my finals!

Procrastination Tip: Order in some food to treat yourself for having a “productive” study day. Proceed to convince yourself that you can’t do any more work until after you eat, even if your food ends up taking almost two hours to be delivered.

Overheard: “I can’t take a shit because my butt wipes are at Wien.”

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