Bwog found time to enjoy their last weekend before finals, and we hope you did too! Send in your stories to firstname.lastname@example.org to be featured.
(Disclaimer: Bwog does not condone underage drinking or illegal drug use.)
Bwog Is Happy And Fun
Went to the St. A’s formal and was surprised I didn’t see anyone do coke
Enjoyed some really fancy drinks instead of just chugging horrible vodka at the aforementioned party
Hosted a party in my uncle’s apartment; the party was then CRASHED by his middle-aged neighbors who did not realize we were children.
Got free drinks because the bartender thought I was hitting on him
Went to Chicanx Caucus’s Quinceañera event, and went searching for afterparty at Casa Latina, and in the process, ended up in Sig Nu for 5 minutes, and another crusty and smelly EC party after sneaking in to EC
Made a tall boy tell me I’m pretty.
Shoplifted from Sephora like an angsty middle schooler.
Saw my mentee for Young Storytellers see the play she wrote herself performed on stage and feel really happy
Worked at a book release party and did absolutely nothing and made 200$
Enjoyed myself at a college party for the first time!
Fell in love with the John Jay lounge Christmas tree.
Had a two hour deep, drunk conversation in said lounge.
wore a full suit + overcoat on the subway to flex on the Santacon Santas
Finally got around to watching Nathan For You and absolutely loved it. 10/10 recommend.
Made ~self-improvement~ plans for winter break. Looking forward to learning from this semester and growing.
Saw spring awakening for the first time
Went to an engineering party. Spilled a drink and left after a half an hour to go to drinking with Bwog instead
Made latkes and lit the menorah with my boyfriend on the seventh night of Hannukah.
Learned about what the past tense of “yeet” should be from a linguistic perspective (apparently it’s “yeeted”)
Decided to take orgo next semester (RIP me and any shred of sanity i have left)
Realized my body is rotting… jk i just got really drunk, fell, and burned a hole in my hand
Helped [redacted] clean up puke, learned about the circle of life/drinking.
Had our fun was cut short when our friend sent us the video of the white supremacist screaming at her-proceeded to hit to
Twitter and all other platforms.
Woke up to an injured ankle the morning after DWB… how did it happen? Who knows. (appreciating the excuse not to go running for the next week or two though)
Led a trip to the UN / UN Mission and lost two-thirds of my group on the way home because I attempted to take a short Cut without telling anyone.
Threw up in a cup
Cleaned up a friend’s puke in the bathroom
Threw away someone else’s cup of puke
Experienced a line to get into Millie on Sunday morning??? Those extended hours can’t come soon enough.
Did no work at all this weekend cause I was too hungover most of the time
Got drunk and then travelled 70 blocks south to a hotel and lived
Got the closest I’ve ever been to blacking out
Went to rugby banquet and we had secret santa and I was the only one who didn’t get a gift
Accidentally went on a date with a morgan stanley guy (no one ask for his number he’s trash)
Finally got a plane ticket home, but it’s spirit airlines so i might not make it…
Cried in JJs, Woodbridge, and a Fairchild bathroom in the same 6 hour period
Bwog and (of course) Food
Drank 3 mango lassis in 2 days
Made chicken soup and forgot about it so accidentally reduced it to a gravy but it was the best thing i’ve ever eaten
Went to Strokos w/ my roomie for breakfast on Sunday. Decided to have Strokos Sundays w/ him every week until the end of the year (even though I hate Strokos).
Ate the same thing at the same restaurant two nights in a row bc garlic naan cures depression
Had a quality brunch with high school friends
Have had so much coffee that I’m surprised I’m still alive