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Professors Gone Wild: Call For Opening Remarks

If you walk in the first day and find that your professor looks like this, this post is for you

The only thing that might be wackier than the aggressiveness of the cold wind outside, the still-mediocre SSOL redesign, and this season of The Bachelor combined…..is syllabus week.

Whether it’s discussing “that hip new Jay-Z music video” or performing a literal satanic ritual, professors always capitalize upon their first classes to say and do the wackiest, sweetest, funniest, and most ridiculous things. As per tradition, Bwog wants to hear them, and yes, we mean notes AND quotes, baby.

Share your professors’ craziest openers to Bwog by emailing tips@bwog.com, or write them in the comments below. We’ll compile them into a mega-post.

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