Why do I love thee? Let me count the grounds.
I love thee for being so versatile,
Since I can use a PC or a Mac
And the adjustable height desks are swell.
I love the(e) fact that you can play your sounds
Through Bluetooth headphones, into ear canals.
You’re not like Butler, stuck with headphone jacks;
Those tangled wires can go straight to hell.
I love thee even when you’re all “in use”
By pricks who use your chairs to scroll their feeds.
I love thee with a love I seemed to lose
When I risked getting up to print my work.
There’s oh so much to praise; but, if I may,
I shall but love thee better if you wouldn’t be so crowded with people at exactly the moments i need to use you i mean ffs I just need to print ONE THING