As the weather heats up, so does the drama! Here are the fun things Bwog got up to this weekend; to be featured, email tips@bwog.com.

Bwog Has Class

  • Went to the New York City ballet with my baby brother and cried a bunch!! It was so moving.
  • Went to the New York City ballet and saw pieces scored by Sufjan Stevens and Kanye West.
  • Bought Mamma Mia 2 on Amazon and watched it with a friend in my dorm instead of going to the free, crowded showing.
  • Got BAYNK tickets last-minute and bopped out to EDM.
  • Ate the best meal of the semester at a restaurant called “food.”
  • Finally saw Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse!
  • Got trashed at 8 pm at the plaza hotel.
  • Applied for a real-life adult apartment!

Bwog Shows Sass

  • Struck up a nice conversation with a man was almost definitely an undercover cop at 1020. (What gave it away? He sat down next to me and the first thing out of his mouth was “So… What kinds of drugs do kids like you do nowadays?”)
  • Almost got kicked out of 1020 because people sitting at my booth were vaping.
  • Wore some of my sluttiest clothing and put an unusual amount of time into looking nice.
  • Surprised my boyfriend and his friends by being unexpectedly good at Smash.
  • Didn’t do my laundry or finish the 900-page novel I need to finish by Tuesday.

Bwog Gets Ass

  • Got not only recognized by my bodega guy, but also hit on and given free chocolate!
  • Took care of my drunk gf and changed her into Spongebob pajamas.
  • Made out with a girl after we mutually decided the party we were at was too straight.
  • Spent an entire mixer talking to a dude who gassed me up, bought me drinks & walked me home.