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Open Meeting Announcement: Marx Your Calendars

One publication has decided to announce its manifesto to the world. 

A spectre is haunting Columbia – the spectre of Bwommunism. All the powers of old Columbia have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this Spectre: PrezBo and Deantini, Ann Thornton and Dean Kromm, bureaucrats and administrators.

Where is the student publication that has not been decried as “fake news” and “manufactured crap”? Where is the publication that has not, in the face of relentless cries of “fuck Spec”, hurled back the branding reproach of Bwommunism, claiming that they represent “real journalism” and that they do not let their staffers write entire posts about Fayerweather’s bathrooms?

Two things result from this fact:
I. Bwommunism is already acknowledged by all Columbian powers to be itself a power.
II. It is high time that Bwommunists should openly, in the face of the whole world, publish their Bwoglines, their fight lists, their callout posts to people who can’t pick up their shit in John Jay, and meet this nursery tale of the Spectre of Bwommunism with a manifesto of Bwog itself.

To this end, Bwommunists of various undergraduate schools will assemble in Lerner 510 at 9pm and sketch their manifesto, to be published with the input of your pitches.

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  • fuck spec says:

    @fuck spec The Columbia Spectator has only interpreted the world, in various ways. The point, however, is to change it.

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