Haven’t had enough Bacchanal content today? Neither have we. Without further ado, here’s what Bwog got up to during the festivities…

• Had my nipples on display for the entire day
• Lost my new sunglasses before anything even began
• Bumped into my RA at an EC party for the second year in a row
• Called a frat boy a four-letter word whilst on his stoop and almost got my ass whooped
• Rolled, texted my dad to randomly tell him how much I love him, and had a surprisingly coherent conversation with him about Veep season 7
• Sent texts to pretty much everyone in my life to tell them how much I love them and am grateful for them and appreciate them and DIDN’T send texts to anyone I shouldn’t have been texting. Win.
• Played with a dog and cried because the sight of said dog brought me so much joy
• Threw an EC pregame for the girls & gays
• Somehow managed to miss all of Bacchanal but really felt Prezbo’s weather machine working hard
• Paced myself surprisingly well
• Got a diamond-patterned tan on my back from my ridiculous shirt
• Spent the evening waiting for the Adderall to wear off
• Got laid 3 times in ~14 hours
• Did NOT run into my crush all day which was so annoying bc Bacch is the one day you can meaninglessly embarrass yourself
• Filmed all the footage for Bwog!!!! Felt powerful waving my chunky camcorder in everyone’s faces
• Tripsitted three of my good mates who were on shrooms, LSD, and coke which was exhausting…
• Went to bed clean, sober, and FULL of cookie dough
• Puked on the lawn, then cleaned it up with paper towels I had brought anticipating that precise event
• Accidentally stole my friend’s sunscreen
• Slept for 14 hours

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