So angsty. So New York.

Bwog Experiences The Range Of The  Total Human Experience

• Had the DTR talk (Define the Relationship) and ended up getting cuffed
• Struggled with feelings as the school year nears the end
• Felt really betrayed that Starbucks on 114th is closed for refurbishment until May 5th
• Understood the French subjunctive and felt intelligent
• Became addicted to the GBBO all over again – it’s a vicious cycle
• Went official with their boyfriend :) the first guy they trusted since their bad breakup woohoo!!!
• Got taught how to roll a joint by a high schooler
• Played their last rugby game ever
• Ate a lot of food in bed
• Climbed a tower and observed the star Arcturus
• Screwed up their sleep schedule
• Screamed at a screen while watching Game of Thrones
• Fought their ex
• Dyed their hair red
• Snot

Bwog Is Really Just A Bunch Of New York City College Students

• Puked in Pisticci
• Got dessert to-go and ate cake in bed after puking in Pisticci
• Cried at yet another Warsaw show
• Didn’t leave their room except to get food for 24 hours and felt GREAT about that
• Went to the Met Cloisters
• Went to a cat cafe
• Received a wet floor sign as a birthday gift
• Ate lots of grapes – green of course (fruit consumption is important here, we don’t get a lot of em)
• Forgot to go to subway party for the second year in a row
• Threw their first party at their apartment with Parsons and NYU kids. Parsons kids are so weird
• Spent a lot of money on yummy food at Flushing
• Spent the night in a bus station
• Dodged a major bullet for their seminar
• Turned in an essay 5 hours later despite receiving two (2) separate extensions

Bwog And Avengers: Endgame

• Saw Endgame alone, great time
• Woke up at 6:30 am to see Endgame
• Saw Endgame with their father and cried 4 times

Typical New Yorkin’ via Pexels.