Columbia may not be as beautiful as the beach in Mexico where Bachelor in Paradise films, but they do share something in common: lots of people crying!
John Paul Jones
PrezBo. Just look at the HAIR. Also remember when JPJ recited Shakespeare? That’s a real Core lover there.
- in 40 years jpj is gonna look just like prezbo
John Paul Jones’ digestive tract
Is my GPA! Because it is a mess. John Paul Jones puking tacos on the beach == me in CC.
- i believe this scene is pre-vomit??
Demi
The Milstein Center. Perfect, amazing, beautiful, talented, radical! We love her.
- Demi is my dream woman
Blake
Dean Cristen Kromm. Trying waaaaay too hard to seem nice but then you find out he’s fake aka he’s slept with multiple girls from the Bachelor before :/.
- sad boy Blake
CPS
Dean: inconsistent and fucks with your mental health.
- oh, deanie baby
Derek
Columbia Dining. Just a good guy who works hard to make everyone around him happy! No complaints. Also is a feminist, probably.
- boy
Wells
is 1020 duh. Keeps the campus gossip going and the students drunk!
- Wells is the hidden gem of Paradise
scrabble via Flickr, screencaps via ABC’s Bachelor in Paradise