Bwogger Eliza Staples answers the most pressing question on campus: what Ferris seating option has the most chaotic evil energy?
After months of research (read: eating garlic knots and waffles for many, many meals), I am proud to present the following alignment chart.
the tables for two on the second floor
taking your food outside to eat on Butler lawn
the blue couches outside the second floor of Ferris
the counter seating around the perimeter of the first floor
the two half-booth-half-table contraptions closest to the food on the first floor
a single diner occupying a table that could fit 4 people
large and rowdy group at the massive round tables on the first floor
taking your food back to your dorm
eating at an inclined table on the ramps
Lerner via Columbia