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Bwog Will Help You Find Love: Call For Personals

Bwumble, Bwinder, whatever you wanna call us… Bwog is probably your best chance before cuffing season blues kick in.

Yeah yeah, your value as a person is not determined by your relationship status. But fuck it, February’s coming up, everyone around you is lamenting their lack of significant other, so let’s at least have some fun with it. If you agree, you are highly encouraged to send in a PERSONAL! All you have to do is email with a photo of yourself and answers to the questions below. And who knows… maybe Bwumble will be able to work our magic after all.


Name, Year, School, Major (grad students encouraged):
Preference (girl for girl, etc):
Your nightmare date in seven words or fewer:
What redeems you as a human being?
Library room of choice:
Beverage of choice and why:
If you had to eat one meal from a dining hall for the rest of your life what would that be?
Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night?
Historical Hottie:

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  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Someone should start a rose or carnation sending service.

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