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Personals: Jordan

Bwog hereby officially endorses our very own Video Editor Jordan as someone you should date!

Name, Year, School, Major (grad students encouraged): Jordan, 2022, SEAS, operations research

Preference (girl for girl, etc): Girl for human tattoo sleeve 

Hometown: Boca Raton, FL

Your nightmare date in seven words or fewer: I get straight up murdered

What redeems you as a human being?: My willingness to make an absolute fool of myself online.

Library room of choice: What the fuck. I hate this question. Butler 214.

Beverage of choice and why: I drink like 20 coconut waters a week, but let’s pretend I’m joking!

If you had to eat one meal from a dining hall for the rest of your life what would that be?: A Diana smoothie with banana, mango, strawberry, and soy milk. But more controversially, Ferris breakfast potatoes. 

Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night?: I would like to say something cool, but the answer is a frat basement. 

Historical Hottie: Caligula because I also think there should be a horse in the senate. 

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  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous mailing a case of coconut waters in exchange for a date 😌

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  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous i don’t have a tattoo sleeve but i can make a decent smoothie…….do u think i still have a chance?

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  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous love grace and sarah’s faces being crossed out with the absolute minimum possible effort. date me jordan

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous You have really nice cheek bones.

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