Our first personal of the season comes from a rather unconventional suitor. 

Name, Year, School, Major: E. Coli, born February 11, 2020 and it’s going well so far, The College, Classics

Preference: Rod-shape for G.I. tract 👀

Hometown: This Eppendorf container, born and raised.

Your nightmare date in seven words or fewer: She takes me to the centrifuge :(

What redeems you as a human being? I hear the undergrads outside talking about how I’m very good at “getting phagocytosed by macrophages,” I don’t know what that means but it sure sounds nice!

Library room of choice: This Eppendorf container. I’ve never been outside but it’s nice in here.

Beverage of choice and why: Nothing like some of that sweet, sweet Luria broth growth medium. Slurp!

If you had to eat one meal from a dining hall for the rest of your life what would that be? I have some cousins in Hewitt so I wouldn’t mind socializing with them for a bit.

Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night? Still this Eppendorf container.

Historical Hottie: Hey strain K12, you’re lookin’ real fine in this test tube tonight…

group cell-fie via Flickr