At the gates of campus—Aragorn, King Elessar Telcontar wields the reforged sword Andúril.

Hold your ground, hold your ground. Children of Barnard, of Columbia, my siblings. I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when our Facebook Event fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of pitches and green grapes, when the age of Zoom comes crashing down, but it is 9 pm EDT this day. This day we fight! For all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you sit, Students of the Desk!

the set of Isengard aka one of the only free-use LOTR pics i could find via Wikimedia Commons