Jessica walks up to the podium to give her valedictorian speech, all while unaware that Bella is about to turn into a vampire in the next movie.

When we were five, they asked us what we wanted to be when we grew up. Our answers were things like Astronaut, President, or in my case, a Princess. When we were ten, they asked again. We answered rock star, cowboy, or in my case, a gold medalist. But now that we’ve grown up, they wanted a serious answer. Well, how about this – who the hell knows? This isn’t the time to make hard and fast decisions, this is the time to make pitches and eat green grapes. Take the wrong Zoom and get stuck somewhere. Fall in love – a lot. Major in Bwog because there is no way to make a career out of that. Find our Facebook Event at 9 pm EDT because nothing’s permanent. So make as many mistakes as you can. That way someday when they asked what we wanna be, we won’t have to guess—we’ll know.

we all need to graduate some day via Bwog Archives