Bwog’s thoughts on the composition of that slightly sinister liquid that coats dining hall food.

  • Cerebrospinal fluid
  • Lab Waste
  • Pedialyte (student body is generally hungover)
  • Water from the River Styx
  • Defective saran wrap
  • Pureed sea pig
  • Experimental drugs that we are unknowing test subjects for
  • Tears from students in Butler
  • Gates Foundation microchips
  • Vitreous humor
  • The covid vaccine

Image via Bwog Archive