In this very special personal Arts Editor Maya has written an application for our beloved Internal Editor, Aditi, to find her one true love.

Name, Year, School, Major: Aditi, 2023, Barnard, Economics

Preference (girl for girl, etc): Girl for Undeserving Frat Boy

Hometown: Tampa, Florida

Your nightmare date in seven words or fewer: “Yeah, I’m not really into music.”

What redeems you as a human being? Being an absolute playlist God and fashion icon and having an extensive arsenal of John Mulaney quotes to insert into any conversation with ease.

Library room of choice: Tucked away in the ever so secluded Butler 310!

Beverage of choice and why: It used to be the natural lime white claws but I recently had them again after a while and they’re not as good as I remember them to be:((

Which dating apps have you been active on? (Be Honest). Tinder and Bumble when Mel’s Bumble tabs were still a thing.

If you had to eat one meal from a dining hall for the rest of your life what would that be? A Diana bowl with rice, tandoori chicken, tikka masala sauce, kachumber, scallions, and cilantro with cucumber raita on the side accompanied by the lime Bubly and garden salsa Sun Chips to round out the perfect meal swipe. 

Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night? Usually I would say frat basement but because of these ~unprecedented times~ I’m usually on RA duty on a date with the ancient phone they give us.

Historical Hottie: Lil Huddy (he’s making history as we speak so it counts).

Image via business frat boy herself