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At some point in the near future, college students will once again be able to hook up with reckless abandon, and chances are that many of you will be working overtime to make up for the lost year.

The right music can turn regular sex into a complete multi-sensory experience, so in advance of your imminent return to debauchery, Bwog has assembled the only sex playlist you will ever need. (Spotify link is at the bottom)

“stupid horse” by 100 gecs: You can never go wrong with gecs.

“Big Balls” by AC/DC: Despite what the name might imply, this classic from the Aussie hard-rockers is actually a relatively clean number about dance parties. It’s a great way to get your body moving.

“Elephant” by Jason Isbell: One of the most beautiful songs ever written is right in any setting.

“2112” by Rush: Nothing sets the mood like a 20-minute prog rock suite based on “the genius of Ayn Rand.”

“EAST” by Earl Sweatshirt: After 20 minutes, its probably a good time to switch positions. Try something unusual, just like this combination of rapping and accordion.

“My Pal Foot Foot” by The Shaggs: Unlock your raw, carnal energy with this sloppy, fundamental cult classic.

“4’33″” by John Cage:

“Cups” by Anna Kendrick: Rhythm is absolutely crucial, so why not keep it with cups? Just try to avoid grabbing the nearest object and performing with.

“Graceland Too” by Phoebe Bridgers: Sometimes you just need something beautiful.

“Slob on My Knob” by Three 6 Mafia: It’s direct and to-the-point. Why waste time with metaphors and innuendo?

“Facebook Story” by Frank Ocean: Take a 68-second break to catch your breath.

“The Seal Lullaby” by Eric Whitacre, performed by VOCES8: see “Graceland Too”

“Rock Lobster” by the B-52’s: This thought-provoking groove will stimulate both your mind and body.

“Don’t Stop Believin'” by Journey: It goes on and on and on and on.

“Peace on Earth / Little Drummer Boy” by Bing Crosby and David Bowie: Two of the greatest vocalists of all time. Moan in harmony.

“FUCKING YOUNG / PERFECT” by Tyler, the Creator: One of the most gorgeous love songs of the previous decade, Young T’s classic will deepen the romance of any night.

“Hocus Pocus” by Focus: Turn up the intensity with this ridiculous display of instrumental virtuosity from the ’70s Dutch rock quartet. For extra points, use their recording from The Midnight Special in 1973:

“Cupid Shuffle” by Cupid: What better way to ensure that two or more people move in harmony with each other than a dance song that everybody knows and that anybody can do?

“Squidward Nose” by cupcakKe: A level of intensity matched only by orgasm.

“Demons” by Imagine Dragons: This song embodies the honesty necessary for any healthy sexual relationship.

Condom via Bwog archives.