Kat should’ve gone to Barnard.
I hate the way Lerner looks without scaffolding,
and the way that construction drowns out my voice in Mudd.
I hate the way John Jay drink machines are always down,
I hate it when the lawns are closed.
I hate your big dumb penis fountains,
and the way we’re not allowed to fill them with dish soap.
I hate the smell of Dig Inn so much it makes me sick,
it even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way Ira Katznelson always acts like he’s right,
I hate it how Prezbo makes others give bad news to stay out of the limelight.
I hate it when you make reading week into reading weekend,
even worse when you tell me I can’t pass/fail during spring AND summer.
I hate it that this year had so many restrictions,
and the fact you cut spring semester short.
But mostly, I hate the way I don’t hate you…
actually, yes, I do.
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