No hate for Timmy, but he didn’t even go to his own NSOP!

Hello, new, beautiful faces; welcome to Columbia and Bwog! Do you want to hear something heartbreaking? Famous actor and dreamy Victorian ghost Timothée Chalamet never had the proper first-year experience at Columbia University. That’s right: he missed the iconic New Student Orientation Program (missing CUgLow especially stings), the second semester of Lit Hum, going to a Beta party that he will always regret, spending 12 hours at JJ’s, and so much more. I don’t even think he was enrolled long enough to be the only person in the Frontiers of Science lecture hall to not know who Brian Greene is!

Thankfully, you, wonderful first-year, hopefully won’t miss out on any of the iconic CU traditions lil’ Timmy Tim gave up to pursue a career in acting. In fact, because there is such a long list of things to do, Bwog is here to help!

For the next six weeks, Bwog will be writing a series of articles all-things Columbia, giving you the rundown of how to navigate life at the University as a first-year student. And, if you subscribe to FreshLetter 2021, you will receive a fun, sometimes silly, always informative newsletter every Sunday night, filled to the brim with advice, pictures of our beautiful campus, and hilarious content.

If you’d like to be in the know before arriving on campus (or if you just want to one-up Columbia dropout Timothée Chalamet), you can subscribe to FreshLetter 2021 here. In the meantime, while you eagerly wait for your first email (June 27), feel free to learn more about Bwog and read some of our articles from the past year. 

And of course, welcome to Columbia University! We are so excited to welcome you to our community!

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