We’re back folks! If you missed the long lines in the dining hall, well, I guess you’re happy now.

Bwog enjoyed human interactions:

• was approached by more than one stranger on one subway excursion but the end results were surprisingly positive conversations (??)
• met so many people for the first actual time thanks to zoom school
• was forced by [redacted] to watch parts of the girlboss cinderella movie
• got into my first relationship

Bwog became gossip girl:

• exchanged departmental gossip with my undergraduate adviser
• saw two freshmen girls having a good old-fashioned fist fight outside 1020.
• tried getting breakfast from Absolute Bagels three times and gave up all three times because of the line

Bwog listened to some Taylor Swift:

• cried to last kiss by taylor swift while doing the dishes
• cried to last kiss by taylor swift while cleaning the bathroom
• cried to last kiss by taylor swift while taking a walk around the block
• proceeded to skip every single taylor swift song that came up on shuffle for the rest of the week

Bwog contemplated back to school life:

• bought over 20 books because i am a comp lit major and god hates me
• realized I have way too many things I want to do, and not enough time in the world to fit them all in my schedule.
• contemplated changing my major even though I never declared a major in the first place
• stepped foot on campus for the first time as a Columbia student!
• emotionally wasted away over several days of move in

Bwog tried some good food:

• discovered that I love frozen food (specifically, food meant to be eaten fresh but consumed after freezing)
• walked a mile to buy a decent deli sandwich because my housemates are all vegetarian, vegan, and/or allergic to fish and I’m a goddamn carnivore (omnivore tbh but that doesn’t sound as fierce)
• ate a massive slice of Koronet’s pizza and liked it

Bwog did some important stuff:

• got bedbugs (maybe)
• got a job
• went to Dodge Gym and acted like I knew what I was doing
• had a rough day and simply walked 6+ miles home to my parents’ house without giving anyone a heads up

and Bwog took time to breathe:

• turned my brain off watching true blood <3
• spent a collective several hours out on piers over the hudson and east rivers
• finally got around to star-crossed and proceeded to not be normal for the rest of the weekend
• wasted all of saturday watching what we do in the shadows

mommy welcoming us back via Bwog Archives