The Classics department has shared with Bwog a definitely-for-sure-legitimate alternate translation of Homer’s epic.
Sing, WordPress, the open meeting of Blue and White’s son Bwogilles
And its journalism, which put posts thousandfold upon the Columbians,
Hurled in their multitudes to Kent/Philosophy Lawn strong souls
Of students, who gave their minds to pitch their posts
At 9:00 PM, and the will of Board was accomplished
Since that time when first there stood in division of conflict
The Spectator, lord of campus publications, and brilliant Bwogilles.
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