Do you know what #szn it is? It’s #MidtermSzn baby!

Another week gone, and another beautifully categorized list of what the Bwoggers did last week!

Bwog felt the love:

• was asked out by a guy a week ago. Said maybe. Asked him out this week. He said maybe.
  • fell in love with said guy’s pet cat (not a euphemism) and spent four hours in his dorm room studying and playing with the cat while the guy was at work.
• booked a flight to see my boyfriend.
  • am now wondering whether or not I should cancel the flight.

Bwog felt the family love:

• hung out with my mom.
• became a niece (my sister + brother in law got a puppy)–she is the prettiest girl in the world.
• had a man tell me about his issues with his wife.
• saw my parents!
  • got sloshed less than three hours after seeing my parents (unrelated).

Bwog got enlightened?:

• got high. Didn’t believe I was high. Ate lots of chocolate frosting because I actually was high.
  • one of the people I shared the joint with said it was OK if I drank from his water bottle because he just had a COVID-19 test. And COVID-19 safety is great but I had already made out with this man and shared a joint with him so I wasn’t too worried about his water.
• got high. Listened to music. Literally ascended.
• bought alcohol for the first time. I don’t have a fake. This is totally because I’m 21.
  • did not drink the vodka I bought because it’s the exact flavor that I got unpleasantly drunk on a few weeks ago.

Bwog mental healthed:

• got fucking read by my therapist.
• finally got off my ass and went therapist shopping on psychologytoday.com.

And lastly, Bwog panicked:

• did not study for my midterm (it is tomorrow).
• only just now realized it’s midterm season. Oh god.

calendar, without midterms baby, via Wikimedia Commons