I don’t know much about zodiac signs, but I do know a lot about crying!
In a small class – Cancer
A water sign, Cancers are highly emotional and intuitive, so crying during an in-depth, small classroom discussion is right up their alley.
Dodge – Aries
Bold, ambitious, and competitive, Aries like to be the best. Before, after, or during an intense sweat-sesh or basketball game, Dodge gym is the perfect place for this sign to cry.
Their own room – Taurus
As an earth sign, Tauruses appreciate warmth and relaxation, which can come in the form of a pleasant cry in one’s very own bed: arguably one of the most comfortable places to cry.
JJ’s Place – Libra
Libras crave balance and equilibrium. The chaos of JJ’s (particularly at night) could make any Libra burst into tears: where’s the line? What are people waiting for? Why is the only salad topping available Craisins?
In lecture – Pisces
Pisces are known for being the most sensitive and empathetic sign, so crying in the middle of a large lecture is extremely fitting.
In alma’s lap – Aquarius
Quirky and out-there, Aquariuses are always innovating. Alma’s loving lap is the perfect place for this sign to find comfort whilst maintaining their individuality.
In the middle of a frat dance floor – Gemini
Spontaneous, quirky, and full of energy, Geminis often like to be the center of attention, and what’s more attention-grabbing than having a meltdown while bopping to Baby Keem at a frat party?
The Stacks – Scorpio
Quiet and mysterious, Scorpios appreciate their alone-time, so a nice nook in the stacks is the perfect place for them to cry.
Sundial – Leo
Leos are passionate and fierce, and enjoy the spotlight, so the Sundial at the end of Butler Plaza is the optimal spot for this sign to have their moment.
Altschul – Capricorn
Patient, dedicated, and sometimes stubborn, Capricorns will do whatever it takes to get the job done. The notoriously long mail line in Altschul is the ideal location for Capricorns to cry as they wait for hours to receive their package.
Laundry room – Virgo
Known for being logical and organized, I can imagine a Virgo making the most of their cry-sesh by double-tasking with some laundry. Plus, Virgos don’t like to show their emotional side to others; luckily, the whirring washing machines can easily drown out one’s sobs.
Beta fraternity bathroom – Sagittarius
Creative, extroverted, and curious, Sagittariuses will go at great lengths to discover. Beta’s bathroom is full of new things to see and explore, from mysterious liquids on the floor to unknown plasmas in the sink. Plus, the crowded environment fulfills this sign’s need for social interaction.
Visibly in class, storming out – Scorpio, Leo
Quarantining in their room – Taurus, Scorpio
In Chef Mike’s lap – Gemini, Sagittarius
The tunnels – Scorpio, Aquarius
During a Barnard fitness class – Aries
The lawn by the philosophy building – Virgo
During Covid testing – Capricorn
Waiting in line for a free mug – Taurus
Any stairwell – Scorpio
In Butler – Pisces, Cancer
Someone else’s dorm room – Leo
Cleaning up a frat basement after a party – Virgo, Libra
Gender neutral bathroom – Virgo
At the club fair – Sagittarius, Gemini
Low steps – Pisces, Leo
On the subway – Cancer, Libra, Aquarius
St. Paul’s chapel – Aquarius
While taking the swim test – Pisces, Aries
At Koronet – Sagittarius
While showering – Pisces, Taurus
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