After a hectic couple of weeks, Bwog has finally been getting back into its routine.

Here at Bwog, we’ve enjoyed settling in to campus once again – for better or for worse.

Bwog found its way back into the same-old, same-old:

  • Felt like a freshman and got drunk three nights in a row
  • Had a blowout fight with my suitemates. Oh, housing season
  • Showed up to classes like 20 to 30 minutes early so the new students wouldn’t take my spot
  • Slipped and slid all across campus
  • Faked my way into Beta and then it was bad
  • Almost committed mail fraud
  • Someone bumped into me in an aisle in Duane Reade (or vice versa, who can say)
    • Neither of us apologized, and kept walking
    • Overheard from the person I bumped: “What the fuck is wrong with that man? He has NO respect for women”

Bwog found joy in the little things:

  • Realized that I’m currently in the good old days
  • Discovered the joy in sitting on the floor
  • Called my mom every single day this week
  • Was a little fiend and did not deny myself any culinary treats this week (a cookie… a Farmers’ Market cheese… a glass of Ethiopian honey wine…)
  • Got into the Deep Cuts again (aka Sky Ferreira’s Night Time My Time)
  • Ate a whole bag of Veggie Stix within five minutes while sitting on a stoop in Williamsburg
  • Ate so many everything bagels

Bwog got back to exploring the city:

  • Went to the Guggenheim and fawned over colorful squiggles
  • Lost my mind at the ambient noise in the Guggenheim Museum
  • Trespassed into a train tunnel
  • Explored the Columbia tunnels
  • Legally went out drinking with my friends for the first time! There, we did an ethnography of the bar (watched the other patrons coming in and gossiped about them)

Bwog engaged in some self-discovery too:

  • Had so much sangria that I called my mom and asked her if it was ok for me to throw up
  • Ate an entire bag of peach gummy candy from H-Mart
    • Did not get a stomach ache
  • Entered my tequila/soda/lime era and feel like the hottest bitch in the world when I drink them
  • Laurel Hell listening party ahahahah :(

And Bwog rediscovered the joys of love:

  • Reunited with many people I love after an extended winter break
  • Developed a cr*sh on a m*n
  • Played a fantasy Tinder card game at Hex & Co.
  • Went on date with a man
    • Date number two is in the works

Cozy, cozy fire via Bwarchives