I am well aware that the first line is a misquote and I do not care.

Mirror, mirror on the wall,

who’s the Bwoggiest of them all?

If what the mirror reflects is true,

you’ll see yourself staring back at you.

Beware! for your time with this title is fleeting

unless you come to tonight’s Open Meeting

Join Bwog at 9 and defend your name;

prove you’re as Bwoggy as the mirror does claim.

Come defend your title at tonight’s Open Meeting at 9 pm! Please email editors@bwog.com for the meeting location!

a movie that scared the shit out of me as a child via Flickr