A procrastination haiku! Come to Kent 413 or else you’ll fail your exams. 

Are you procrastin-
ating your midterms tonight? 
No one wants to hit 

the books in this cold 
and grey February slog.
Join us in Kent 

413, where we pitch 
articles and share green grapes. 
Forget about your 

essays, your exams. 
Forget about the stress and 
the fact that your Course

works page gives you a 
headache just by being o-
pen in your Chrome tab. 

Come to Open Meet-
ing! Now I must go, I have 
twenty pages of 

essays to write. At 
least.

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